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Godzilla-Now Featuring Fire!

The morning after you had 4th meal at Taco Bell

Somewhere up the street from "Wha?ville" is a place called, "Are You Shitting Me Boulevard". At this juncture you'll find the new Godzilla from Godzilla 2: King Of The Monster.

It's not enough to have Godzilla as the Mike Tyson of monsters, capable of smacking the teeth out of whatever hydra that tries to visit earth, he now has to have another power. That power, my friend, is the ability to turn himself into a walking, smashing, FIRE COVERED, turd-lizard.

Somehow amidst all of this havoc is tone of the cute kids from Stranger Things who will somehow play a roll in controlling or influencing a monster with the curb appeal of a hemorrhoid.

Okay, you guessed it. For some reason, your author, who likes B movies and slasher movies and even the old creature features with giant ants eating towns, never really developed a taste for Godzilla movies. Even as a wee horror fan I was put off by the dopey rubber-suitedness of it all. That's okay though, we're not here to explain my preferences, we're here to let you know if you are into this kind of thing, well then, here's more of it, now with FIRE!

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