Some of you may remember Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse movie project. Basically you got two movies with fake trailers in between. The biggest problem with the project is that audiences basically said, "Ain't nobody got time for that!".
There was also the fact that the fake trailers kind of looked better than the movies themselves. Sandwiched in between Planet Terror and Death Proof were "Thanksgiving", "Don't", "Werewolf Women Of The SS", "Hobo With A Shotgun" and "Machete". Interestingly enough both Hobo with a Shotgun and Machete were made into feature films, with Machete even getting a sequel. As for "Werewolf Women Of The SS", Rob Zombie has threatened multiple times to expand on it too. This leaves Eli Roth's "Thanksgiving" which is a fantastic knock off of some of the low budget drive-in horror from the grindhouse era like "Mother's Day" and even "The Toolbox Murders".
Sadly for you, this movie does not exist. Happily, the trailer is here and it features NUDITY. Wait, where did you go? Wait....